Eavesdropped

After seeing "Adventureland" - a smart, soulful comedy - on Friday, I overheard the following conversation in the men's room.

Philistine #1: Oh, hey man
Philistine #2: Yo, it's been a while
[blah blah blah]
P1: So what'd you see?
P2: Adventureland
P1: How was it?
P2: I thought it would be, like, stupid-funny, but instead it was just Juno in an amusement park
P1: Oh, that sucks, man.
P2: Right?
P1: That is ass in a glass

You can't make shit like this up.