Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Undecipherable

All that matters is this: first things first.

Caesar often negated God's rule, allowing Thespians unlimited libations after their inherently ostentatious nativity shows. Yesterday obviously undid his army's very elaborate, codified religion, and Caesar kicked every dog that he encountered. Could ordinary dictators, even heroic ones, want men using classical humanitarianism to interminably, miserably endure disrespect, indignity, dolorous youth? Oh, unfair world! Alas, such treachery everywhere!

Theatrical hedonists, each seeking every cool, refreshing entertainment, trade medicines eagerly. So sated, a gentleman's ego imparts surly genuflection on rogues. Each afternoon, developing actors betray old Occidental kings.

Bacchanalians enjoyed tasting heaven, every fermented imbibation resonating satisfactorily. Truly time only passes over such trespasses, thusly heroism and temerity make equally sordid sins. Again, given enough trust, only those hearing Euclid could obvioate Man's meager embellishment. Now, teaching Socrates' adages, newcomers develop wayward ideas. Never allowing parochial, rural interference, zealots earnestly yearn over understated habitats. Any valuable euphemism, once neglected evasively, will eviscerate, even kill.

5 comments:

Will said...

I cracked the code...don't waste your time:

It is just some poem Don wrote a while back about how he wishes he had a unicorn so he could fly around and touch rainbows. The last part reads:

Nary a rainbow shall go by,
For I ride my Uni, by and by,
His protruding horn, I grasp so tight,
And touch the rainbows, until first light.

Cara said...

my... head...a-splode.

TheJenksster said...

It sounds like one of the texts included in the image spam stock pump and dump schemes.

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CaptainChaz said...

What if one week isn't enough time?