Secret Identity: REVEALED!

On a few occasions, I've referred to a friend of mine as "His Majesty, King of the Hermes", or some variation thereof. Why not call him by a play on his real name, like I do with SpikyHairWill, the Jenksster, and others? Because he asked.


For whatever reason, His Royal Yellow-and-Green Highness has expressed his interest in remaining anonymous. Apparently he considers himself "professional" and "responsible" and "respectable"...

Poppycock and balderdash! I'm hereby outing you, My Liege (-Bastogne-Liege).

For the true identity of King Hermes, click here!!!