Now I have a moat...

... but no drawbridge.

This post is my big passive-aggressive "up yours" to Rutgers Graduate Housing, whose efforts to pretty up the Buell Apartments while completely neglecting to upgrade the infrastructure (yes, Will's closet is still leaking) are tantamount to an eviction notice... or a prison sentence.

They might as well put a letter in every mailbox, saying:

Dear Current Resident,

Please don't live here.

Sincerely,
Graduate Housing


To walk from my apartment to my lab you need hiking boots and a sherpa. For goodness' sake.