More Karaoke Etiquette

There are a few different commonly-accepted ways to hold your microphone.

The most obvious choice is to use your hand. This allows for the most flexibility.

You can sing somewhat normally...

...you can encourage audience participation...

...or you can totally commit to rocking out.

You can also use the microphone stands. While they limit your mobility, they allow more functionality.

You can gesture fondly at Milky Manchester...

...or you can air guitar (oh god, we're so damn white!)

However, it is always, always inappropriate to hold the microphone with your mouth.

Blueshirt guy, you made an ass of yourself, creeped out the ladies, and terrorized the germophobes. Please never come back.