Friday, April 25, 2008

The MTB Puzzle

Inspired by my ride today at Chimney Rock, which was awesome, thank you for asking.

1.
What do you call a man who rides Chimney Rock (a technical, rocky, fast park) with knee-pads, shin-guards, and NO helmet?

a) A retarded shoe model whose only asset is his legs
b) The best and most confident handler in the history of bicycles
c) One helluva cool guy
d) The reason I think cognitive function exams should be a prerequisite to procreation


2.
Who has the right of way on a singletrack hill?

a) the guy descending
b) the guy climbing