Saturday, August 02, 2008

Re: Why don't you go to the beach?

You live 30 minutes from the shore. Why do you never go there? There are kids in Nebraska who'd kill just to see the ocean, and you just take it for granted. You smug prick.

Aside from the dire threat that sunbathing poses to my hard-earned tanlines? Mostly it's people like this...

Warning, NSFW language abounds.

3 comments:

Sal said...

omglol; it's not like that everywhere. I am considering going to the shore once when I come visit NJ at the end of August.

Anonymous said...

I'm at camp still waiting for a print out you owe me one

Anonymous said...

I'm at camp still waiting for a print out you owe me one