Today, they wrote about it in Rutgers' daily, the Targum.
Let me just point out that I was first. More importantly, I'm not the only one! Vindication! It kinda makes me feel legitimate as a writer... more on that some other time (much, much more).
Also, when I bemoaned a photo of the world's ugliest bicycle back in July, calling it an "unholy bicycle", Clara asked what I would consider a "holy bicycle".
This, Clara, is a holy bicycle:
What makes this bikes so sacred, you ask? It's nice enough, but it's nothing spectacular... or is it? I'll tell you, Clara, what makes this bike a little slice of heaven right here on your screen... the end-caps:

If I had a chance to own this bike, I would build it a temple, with gilded buttresses and stained-glass windows and an altar for animal sacrifice. I would start a cult for this bike, and we'd walk around airports shouting "Chimay Krishna!" and playing tambourines.
In fact, this cult already exists.

Join us.
1 comment:
PIRG stinks, vote no!
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