Mount Dishware

Highest of all the mountains in my apartment, more fabled than Kilimanjaro (which rises like Olympus above the Serengeti), more dangerous than Everest and K2 combined, is Mount Dishware.

Mt. Dishware, as seen from orbit
Many have tried to scale her rugged peaks. Most succumbed to the lack of oxygen, but an unlucky few suffered horrible fates in forkvalanches. Her terrain is lifeless and desolate. No Sherpa dares ascend her.


They say from the top of Mount Dishware, you can see the four corners of the Earth. Is no man among you up to her challenge?