Added to the list of things that should never happen

Milky Manchester, DJ of the Harvest Moon Karaoke night, called up the next singer, as he's done a few times before. Actually about 5,000 times, and that's a conservative estimate. So, no big deal.

I don't remember the name. I don't remember the song, either.

All I remember is this: The man, a fat and disheveled drunk, took the mike from Milky. The song started. He sang a line. He took his shirt off. His pants were around his thighs.

I took a picture with my cameraphone. It is purposefully safe for work, and completely devoid of the details that you don't want to see. There have been better photos of Bigfoot. I only took the picture because I don't think I would've believed this story the next day.

There is, however, a naked fat man in the photo. Consider yourself warned. Click here if you dare!

Within 30 seconds, the fat naked drunk had been bounced. He went quietly. Normalcy resumed.