Dear Jerk,
Your blog has been prohibitively updateless for quite some time now. More than a month, to be precise. We here at the Society for Prevention of Blog Neglect (SoPreBloNe) must urge you to give your blog the care and attention it so dearly needs.
Blogs, you see, are delicate creatures, more like flowers than, say, armadillos. For example, the mixing of flaura and fauna in that metaphor has certainly done some harm to TheNinjaDon. Who knows what irreparable damage has been done to wcuk in the month since you last saw fit to grace its script with your hypertext?
Surely we needn't remind you of the responsibilities of bloggerdom. Surely you remember the cautionary tale of Hardtail for Life, whose once-vibrant blog withered away to rotted 404 Not Found-ness? Surely, surely you've done something since December 9th!
So, treat your blog well, we beseech you. Lavish it with essays, and pamper it with lolcats. Scribble sweet nothings in its ear. For the love of god, fight with Aaron.
Sincerely yours,
SoPreBloNe
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- 5th year Grad Student at Rutgers, in the Biomechanics and Rehabilitation Engineering Lab. I race my bikes and sit in my lab, pondering neuromotor control and concocting blog posts. When the opportunity arises, I partake in Karaoke.
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